My fellow Amalgamates .... it's a time for change. A time to sweep away the .... empty brown envelopes that have been pushed beneath the .... hand-woven carpets of .... those who believe that .... to serve their country is a private gateway to a better lifestyle.
It's a time to gather our strength .... to muster our resources .... to open our bulging wallets and invest in shares of companies that stand to benefit from our pseudo radical proposals.
It's a time for change .... loose change .... lots of loose change .... jingling like the jackpots flowing from the fruit machines in our .... brand new, highly rewarding, carefully placed casinos.
For me the world is a kitchen ... a zoo ... a playing field ... an expenses paid trip to Dubai ... a limo through an orchard ... gathering fruit ... gathering speed ... gathering autographs for my children so that ... god forbid ... when I'm gone ... these autographs will be another little nest egg.
For me the world is a kitchen ... a zoo ... a playing field ... an expenses paid trip to Dubai ... a limo through an orchard ... gathering fruit ... gathering speed ... gathering autographs for my children so that ... god forbid ... when I'm gone ... these autographs will be another little nest egg.
It's a time for change ... for pausing before we act ... for pausing to enhance the effect of total sincerity ... for pausing before pressing the "transfer" button while online banking.
It's a time to gather all the like-minded self-serving cronies around me ... Scots, women ... more Scots, more women ... sod it ... Scottish women.
I ask for your vote, your X in the box, your fingerprint and DNA - I stand before you as a leader ... a fresh breeze and a faceful of hot air ... a blast from the past.
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